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One Liner Jokes: If Bill Gates Had A Penny
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
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Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine
Some People Are Like Slinkies ... Not Really Good For Anything
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