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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I just watched a program about beavers
My daughter screeched
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How do you make a Kleenex dance
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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