A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the first hostage did you see me rob the bank?
He says yes and the robber shoots him dead.
He asks the second hostage, did you see me rob the bank?
He says yes and the robber shoots him dead too.
He asks the third hostage did you see me rob the bank?
He says no, but my wife did.
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