How to annoy people in an elevator. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, 'did you hear that cable snapping sound?'
Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
Call out, 'Group hug!'
and enforce it.
Have a seizure.
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them 'was it good for you too?'
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