Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
She is not: An airhead She is: Reality Impaired
She is not: A Bleached Blond She is: Peroxide Dependant
She does not have: Major league hooters She is: Pectorally Superior
She does not have: A Great Tan She is: Pigmentally Enhanced
You do not want to: Score or pick her up You want to: Attempt a Horizontal Encounter
She is not: A perfect 10 She is: Numerically Superior
She does not have: A great butt She has: A Superior Posterior
She does not have: A perfect body She is: Anatomically Gifted
She is not: Drunk or tipsy She is: Chemically Inconvenienced
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