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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How does a penguin build it's house
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
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