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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the circus fire
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
When a dad drives past a cow
What time did the man go to the dentist
I could tell a joke about pizza
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I've got a great joke about construction
What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
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