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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
The rotation of earth
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
Dads 50th birthday card
I used to hate facial hair
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