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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Named My Hard Drive "dat Ass" So Once A
Tell Me Again How I Unloaded The Dishwasher Too Loudly
I Remember When Halloween Was The Scariest Night Of The
Judging By The Size Of These Chicken Fingers, The Chicken
What Did The Letter O Said To Letter Q? Put
No One Is Listening Until You Fart
What's The Difference Between Jesus And A Picture Of
Appreciate How Some People Don't Come Out Of ATM
I Was Such An Ugly Kid. When I Played In
You Shouldn't Come Back, Because Later You'll Still
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