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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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10 one liner jokes
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Men Are Like Placemats, They Only Show Up When There
Why Does The Bride Always Wear White? Because It Is
Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time
How Do You Circumcise A Cracker? Kick His 3-year
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My Kids Are Very Optimistic. Every Glass They Leave Sitting
I Ordered 2000 Lbs. Of Chinese Soup. It Was Won
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