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Dad Jokes: I Don't Trust Stairs
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
A furniture store keeps calling me
Can you put my shoes on
I have a dad bod
How many apples grow on a tree
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
When you ask a dad if he's alright
I could tell a joke about pizza
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