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I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.
I said 'Hi Jack.'
He shot me.
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According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
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One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
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A little boy got on the bus sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
If i cut off my right butt-cheek
A dell employee got busted for pot in manhattan recently
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747
A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order
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