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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I've never gone to a gun range before
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Hey I was thinking
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Don t forget a bucket
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
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