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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
The rotation of earth
I would avoid the sushi
My daughter screeched
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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