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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
A man dies and goes to hell
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest
An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in new york
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
A guy dies and is sent to hell
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt i had an affair
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
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