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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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The rotation of earth
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
My wife is really mad at the fact that
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I've never gone to a gun range before
I don't play soccer
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