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What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A soggy butt.
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
Once there was a little boy in church
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
Agony a one-armed man hanging
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse and before he could react a cat ran out in front of him
Arizona dumb laws
A cop pulls over a guy
An elderly man in north carolina had owned a large farm for several years
Hey both circle around uranus
What does winnie the pooh call his babysitter
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
In a small town three mothers were conversing about their sons over a cup of tea
A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
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The two finalists were a yale graduate and a redneck
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game
What do you call a nun who is sleepwalking
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmers barn
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen
Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
Knock knock who's there
Remember A Sense Of Humor Does Not Mean That You
Your momma so fat that when she jumped