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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear about the circus fire
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
Did you hear the rumor about butter
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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I Hate That Feeling After Surgery When You're Not
What Do You Call A Porn Star With A Little
Never Get On One Knee For A Girl Who Won
Your mom so fat she sweat
What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?
What Do You Call A Prostitute With A Runny Nose
Yo mama so ugly i asked her if her face hurt
Kids in the back seat cause accidents
Love Is Like An Ice Cream Girl So Eat It