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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
One day little danny was in sunday school and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first
The head of the monastery wanted to check how strong his priests are in resisting temptetion
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
3 buddies die in a car crash they go to heaven to an orientation
A man dies and goes to hell
A salesman from kfc walked up to the pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change the lord s prayer
A man dies and goes to heaven
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