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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
People say they pick their nose
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What do you get from a pampered cow
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I just watched a program about beavers
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Want to hear a joke about paper
Did you hear about the circus fire
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