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Dad Jokes: I Had A Neck Brace Fitted
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do you make a Kleenex dance
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
A furniture store keeps calling me
Don t forget a bucket
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I used to hate facial hair
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
How do I look?
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