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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
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What do you get when you cross a pig
Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said praise the lord and hallejuelah
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
A bear and a rabbit were both taking a dump right next to each other
There was a terrible bus accident
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
One day all the male dogs were playing poker and the stuck there winers in a pot
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
What do you get when you cross a pig
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl
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Telling A Girl To Calm Down Works About As Well
Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
To my dearest wife
They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years
I Pretend To Work As Long As They Pretend To
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble
Why Can't Pigs Tell A Joke? Because They're
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R.I.P Boiled Water. You Will Be Mist
A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend