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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a fake noodle
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
How many apples grow on a tree
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Can you put the cat out
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup
What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on
My Neighbor Obviously Doesn't Watch Porn, She Asked Me
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