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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a graveyard
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Can you put my shoes on
I've never gone to a gun range before
Two goldfish are in a tank
My daughter screeched
How many apples grow on a tree
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Want to hear a joke about paper
Why did the scarecrow win an award
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Never Attribute To Malice What Can Be Adequately Explained By
Which Part Of The Bible Won't You Find A
You might be a redneck if you think
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow
A little girl was failing math
The Human Brain Is A Wonderful Thing. It Starts Working
Yo mama is so stupid she bought a book on
A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Heights. Not Me