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You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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I Don't Want You To Feel Like You Can
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"What Else Can We Think About?" - Insomnia
Girls Wanting Giant Ass Teddy Bears, & VS Bags, And Bouquets
Why Do They Call It PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease
Some People Feel The Rain. Others Just Get Wet
Nothing Makes Me More Suspicious Than An Unsolicited Compliment
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel... Might Just
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