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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Dads 50th birthday card
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Can you put the cat out
What's brown and sticky
I just watched a program about beavers
Sorry about your wait
Want to hear a joke about paper
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
The shovel
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Me: *sneaks Out Of The House* *drives To Another State
How Do You Confuse A Blonde? You Don't. They
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy
Lets Play Railroad I'll Be The Train And Ur
I Tried To Get Back To The Drawing Board But
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer
A member of the united states senate known for his hot temper and acid tongue exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout
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