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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 100000 lawyers drowning in the pacific ocean
• A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
• I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
• Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
• Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
• Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
• 95% of all lawyers
• You might be a lawyer if

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• Kids, Just Because I Don't Care Doesn't Mean
• Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
• What Is The Difference Between Men And Women? A Woman
• Yo mama is about as useless as a