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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• A Successful Man Is One Who Makes More Money That
• If The Fortune Has Turned Her Back On You, You
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• I Never Admit Or Deny Anything It Makes Things More
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• Accidentally Fell Asleep Smoking An E-cigarette And When I

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