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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
I would avoid the sushi
Sorry about your wait
Would you like the milk in a bag
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Make me a sandwich!
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Hey I was thinking
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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