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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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You'll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The
I Use Artificial Sweetener At Work. I Add It To
If God Made Anything Better Than Pussy He Kept It
Failure Is Not An Option—it Comes Bundled With The
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Are Your Pants From Outer Space Or Is Your Butt
The Sun Is Going To Go Out In 4 Billion
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