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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I have a dad bod
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I used to hate facial hair
The shovel
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Want to hear a joke about paper
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
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