Theres a guy hes just drinking and getting drunk.
Another man walks in the bar.
There just sitting there getting drunk off of there asses.
The first man says,'
I bet 100 dollars its blowing enough out side i we jump of the roof it will pull us right back up.'
So the second man takes that bet.
There on the roof The second guy says.
'You jump off first because I have a family and stuff.
So the first man jumps of he comes right back up.
The second man says'No way let me try.'
He jumps off and splat hes dead.
The first man walks back in side.
The waiter says to the first man, 'Superman your a dick when you get drunk.'
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