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One Liner Jokes: I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds
I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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