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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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best 10 computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
99 little bugs in the code
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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Owed two a spell chequer
Mouse balls available as field replacement unit
The following are new error messages are planned for new windows
Computer diagnosis jeff woke up one morning with a really swollen wrist
You have a big hand that when you hold a mouse a new
Redneck computer terms
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin
This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness
Two computer programmers are driving on a highway
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