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Dirty Jokes: Confucius Says Man Who Goes To
Confucius says 'Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt....wakes up man with smelly finger!'
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Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
A guy named ivan lives in russia
This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
Captain 1 ship on the horizon
Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost
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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and says i want a turkey on my right hip
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Johnny and rebecca were walking down the road and when all of a sudden he sees a 20 dollar bill
A guy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady
The other day my friends and i went to this ladies night club
A marine and navy-man are in the bathroom together
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What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes?
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