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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
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Random lawyers jokes
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The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
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This is the best lawyer story of the year decade and probably the century
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
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