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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
When a dad drives past a cow
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
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