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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic
What's brown and sticky
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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