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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Don t forget a bucket
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call a fat psychic
My daughter screeched
Sorry about your wait
Two goldfish are in a tank
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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