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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
What's yellow and can't swim
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
Where exactly are you taking me
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Just say NO to drugs
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every
Today was a terrible day
Random dark humor jokes
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My friend said that if he went off a cliff
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
I'd like to have kids one day
The other day
What's the last thing to go through a fly's
My son who's into astronomy
What's red and bad for your teeth
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision
It's important to have a good vocabulary
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