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One Liner Jokes: Ugh, Who Has Time To Work
Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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What Language Are You Speaking? Cause It Sounds Like Bullshit
Two Antennas Met On A Roof, Fell In Love And
Better To Understand A Little Than To Misunderstand A Lot
To Err Is Human, To Blame It On Somebody Else
Women Should Not Have Children After 35. Really... 35 Children
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Well, Night
When Your Only Tool Is A Hammer, All Problems Start
Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing
What's The Worthless Piece Of Skin Hanging Off The
I Pretend To Work As Long As They Pretend To
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