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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
Lawyers give irrelevant information
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
What did a lawyer name his daughter?
Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving
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