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Lawyers Jokes: Definition Of A Lawyer
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
Do you know how copper wire was invented
At the rate law schools are turning them out
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
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