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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
The shovel
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
Sorry about your wait
I've never gone to a gun range before
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
When you ask a dad if he's alright
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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