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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
When a dad drives past a graveyard
I don't trust stairs
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Sorry about your wait
What time did the man go to the dentist
Did you hear about the circus fire
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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