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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How many apples grow on a tree
I could tell a joke about pizza
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I made a pencil with two erasers
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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