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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
I just watched a program about beavers
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Can you put the cat out
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you get from a pampered cow
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call a fake noodle
Can you put my shoes on
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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