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Dad Jokes: Hey I Was Thinking
Kid: 'Hey, I was thinking...' Dad: 'I thought I smelled something burning.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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