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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many apples grow on a tree
Make me a sandwich!
I've never gone to a gun range before
I used to hate facial hair
What do you call a fat psychic
People say they pick their nose
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Two goldfish are in a tank
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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Blondes are so stupid that when it is dinner time
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How Good Are You At Powerpoint? I Excel At It
Good Women Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth
What do you call a blond with two brain cells
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped on
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease
Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught