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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
When a dad drives past a cow
What do you call a fake noodle
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